Louboutin - Metal Toe Cap Lace-Ups. Wow! More Rock n Roll that Frankie Coccozza! Yes.
Macdaddy x Loake - Wingtip Brogue. Neigh. Not quite Chuck Bass, why? The soles. Doc. Marten-esque.
Aldo - Black Loafers, unusual for me to say thins but yes. Somehow they work.
'Are you Steve Jobs, the billionaire owner of Apple Computers?' No? 'Then you got no right to wear New Balance sneakers, ever!' Ryan Gosling, Crazy, Stupid, Love.